Where our experience helps most
Families who call about a hoarder house have usually been circling it for years, and the first thing they need is somebody who treats it as ordinary. It is ordinary to us. We have walked a great many of these houses on Long Island and there is nothing in yours we have not seen.
We clear the property ourselves after closing, at our cost. We will walk a hoarder house without comment. We can move quickly or wait months. And if the owner needs support rather than a sale right now, we would rather help you find it than push a transaction nobody is ready for.
You do not have to empty a Huntington hoarder house to sell it
Not one box. The instinct is to clear a hoarder house enough to make it presentable before anyone sees it, and that instinct is both unnecessary and frequently unsafe. Stacks shift. Floors are not always sound underneath them.
Take out what matters to the family and leave everything else exactly where it is. Clearing a hoarder house is our job and our cost, and it does not come off the offer.
Why local knowledge changes the number
A five-bedroom on Broadview Drive. A house on Harmon Drive. Both in Huntington, bought and paid for by us.
Huntington is roughly 19,474 people in Suffolk County, ZIP 11743, and the housing stock is mostly victorian, colonial, tudor. Around Heckscher Museum of Art and Paramount Theater, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. The Huntington stop pulls buyers who commute, which supports the good houses and does very little for the ones that need a roof. We have been buying across Suffolk County for 15+ years. We know what the Huntington Union Free School District does to a resale price, which blocks still have oil tanks in the ground, and what a house like yours is actually worth here.
What we assess in a hoarder house, past the contents
Years in these houses means we can read one quickly. In a hoarder house we are judging the structure, the systems, and whether there is water damage concealed under the accumulation, not the accumulation itself.
Most of the time we know enough within twenty minutes. We do not need the hoarder house opened up, photographed, or explained, and we are not going to ask anybody how it got this way.
Selling a hoarder house in Huntington discreetly
A listing means photographs of the inside of that house on the internet, and neighbors in Huntington walking through it on a Sunday afternoon. For most of the families who call us about a hoarder house, avoiding that is worth more than any difference in price.
There is no sign, no listing, no open house and no photographs. One visit from one person, and the hoarder house gets cleared after closing when the property belongs to us.
What you do not pay when you sell a hoarder house
Every line below is a cost of listing a hoarder house the retail way that simply does not arise here.
- Agent commission
- $46,750 at 5% of the Huntington median none
- Seller closing costs
- About $18,700 on a $935,000 sale. We can cover these. none
- Repairs to make it listable
- Whatever the house needs, paid up front none
- Cleanout and removal
- Per truckload, before anyone views it none
- Carrying costs while it waits
- Taxes, insurance and utilities across the 83 to 98 days it takes to find a buyer and then wait on their lender none
If the owner is not ready
Then they are not ready, and pushing makes it worse. A hoarder house almost always involves somebody who is not ready to let go of it, and no amount of pressure from a buyer improves that.
We will give the family a number so it exists when the time comes. We do not call back repeatedly, and you should be wary of any buyer who does, because hoarder house leads get resold and recycled around this industry.
What the two paths cost in Huntington
These are the two routes open to you with a hoarder house, priced against what Huntington houses actually sell for.
Work it against Huntington's own numbers. The median sale here is $935,000. A 5% commission on that is $46,750, and seller closing costs of about 2% add roughly $18,700. Those are costs we can cover on our side. That is $65,450 gone before anyone counts the repairs it took to get the house listable.
There are two waits in a listed sale and people usually only count the first. In Huntington the median house takes about 38 days to go from listed to a signed contract. Then it waits again, typically 45 to 60 days, while the buyer's lender orders an appraisal and underwrites the loan. Call it 83 to 98 days from sign to keys, assuming nothing goes wrong.
The part worth understanding is what a signed contract actually guarantees, which is less than most sellers assume. A retail buyer with a mortgage contingency can walk away right up to the end. If they do not qualify, if the appraisal comes in under the price, if they change their mind and let the financing lapse. A share of deals die exactly there, after months of waiting, and the house goes back on the market with time on it. We are not borrowing anything, so there is no lender to satisfy, no appraisal to come in low and no contingency to exercise.
| Listing with an agent | Selling to us | |
|---|---|---|
| Sale price | $935,000 (Huntington median) | Our written offer |
| Commission | −$46,750 | None |
| Seller closing costs | −$18,700 | We can cover them |
| Repairs before listing | Out of pocket | None |
| Cleanout | Yours | Ours |
| Showings | Until it sells | One visit |
| Listed to signed contract | 38 days (Huntington median, once listable) | 24 hours to a written offer |
| Contract to closing | 45 to 60 days (waiting on the buyer's lender) | A date you choose |
| Total wait | 83 to 98 days if nothing falls through | Yours to set |
| Can the buyer walk? | Yes (mortgage contingency runs to the end) | No financing to fall through |
| Before repairs and carrying | $869,550 | The number we put in writing |
The listing column assumes a 5% commission and seller closing costs of about 2%. Both vary. We have not subtracted repairs or the cost of carrying the house while it sits, because those depend on the property. A house in good condition listed with a good agent can absolutely beat a cash offer, and we will say so if that is your situation.
What clearing a Huntington hoarder house costs if you do it yourself
The reason families stall on a hoarder house for years is usually not denial. It is that the first step is expensive, physically hard, and emotionally worse, and nobody wants to be the one who throws away a parent's belongings.
Selling to us removes that step completely. We do the clearing, after closing, when the hoarder house belongs to us and the family does not have to watch it happen.
Common questions
Is it safe for you to go into a hoarder house?
We will judge that when we arrive, and if it is not, we work from the outside and from whatever you can show us. We are not going to ask anyone to clear a path through a hoarder house for our benefit.
Will you throw away things that matter to the family?
Not if you tell us first. Photographs, documents, jewelry and keepsakes turn up constantly in a hoarder house cleanout, and we set those aside rather than bin them when we know to look.
Does the hoarder house need a cleanout before closing?
No. We buy with the contents in place and clear it ourselves afterward, at our cost. Nothing has to leave the hoarder house before the closing except what the family wants to keep.
Will anyone in Huntington know the house sold this way?
No. A hoarder house sale to us involves no marketing at all, which is precisely why families in Huntington choose it over listing with an agent.
The owner is still living in the Huntington house. Can you still make an offer?
Yes, and we can set a closing date far enough out to arrange somewhere for them to go. We will not contact the owner directly unless the family asks us to.